If there ever was a time to grow a third dimension as a character, this is it. (SpongeBob is washing the dishes in the Krusty Krab kitchen. Out of all the Dutchman costumes I’ve seen, yours is the most insulting. Patrick: Oh, no question! SpongeBob sighs], SpongeBob: What a great day. (Scene opens up to the sandbox panning across a playground until Tommy slams down the sandcastle bucket. [episode starts] French narrator: Ah, it is Sunday morning in Bikini Bottom, and it is about time for Squidward to practice his clarinet. (takes off SpongeBob’s ghost costume. Patrick: Well, if you want to be scary, you got to need a good costume. (laughs evily) Ohh, sorry. Squidward, dressed up like the Flying Dutchman, appears behind SpongeBob, saying that he will steal his soul, terrifying him. SpongeBob Picture: Good! (everyone gasps as green smoke comes into the Krusty Krab. [zapping] Huh? Title card is shown, title jumps on, and a snail trail follows at the end of the title card showing. Squidward: Don't bother; I'll have done it already by the time you get there! SpongeBob grabs that one and destroys it. So get your ear plugs ready. [both push Mr. Krabs out of the way and start doing nice stuff] [pan across Goo Lagoon], Narrator: Ah, Goo Lagoon. Content for true SpongeBob fans. Everyone runs out screaming) It worked, Patrick. I'm gonna show you how easy it is to win that award. That's exactly what he wants you to think! Bed Monster: Will you stop that snoring? SpongeBob: Look, I'm putting my own money in the register, Mr. Krabs! You can purchase quality haunted house costumes for your haunted house actors. Flying Dutchman: You? Pirates, skeletons, and sea monters. And as always, we’ll let you know whether or not to put on your scaredy pants. episode transcripts and the transcript from the Spongebob Squarepants Movie! AM I THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE BEACH?! SpongeBob: I've been better than you 26 months--and it'll be 27 tomorrow. Written by Paul Tibbitt and Peter Burns. (both jump behind some coral in the shape of a skeleton head). He looks up towards the slide and gulps. Watchin' me. Then we see SpongeBob looking at all his award photos] Kid #3: Hey, that’s not The Flying Dutchman, that’s SpongeBob! Squidward: [walks along into a bottle and gets trapped] SpongeBob! 018b - Walking Small. (They are chatting excitedly about it.) (lights go off and SpongeBob is lowered in appearing with a scary look. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Employee_of_the_Month/transcript?oldid=3315213. SpongeBob: Shave me down, make me round! Squidward: SpongeBob! He then tries to get it off of there.] Voice: SB-129. What if the award is a phony? Target sited. SpongeBob: Now to get some rest. [screams] New ... Because scaredy pants powder comes from Lubbock, as everyone knows. If I really wanted that award, I could win it with my tentacles tied! [laughing] Help! [day is marked by a picture of Squidward's head] Today is the beginning of the judging for Employee of the Month. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. To also view the script on Google Docs, click here. You, you’re not scary. Bed Monster: You think you got a headache? Patrick has goggles on), SpongeBob: (shows paper ghost) Remember, like this. SpongeBob: That is not true, Squidward. (Patrick concentrates). (The Backyardigans are getting their outdoor stuff, they will be camping out in their backyard.) This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "SB-129" from season one, which aired on December 31, 1999. Squidward: I don’t get it. [Squidward screams some more. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Boys, you're early! (drops the pickle into a bag that has the words "Krusty Krab" crossed out and the word "soul" written above it. [whispering] Watch out, SpongeBob. The Land Before Time; The Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water; The Land Before Time Transcripts; The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists OK, Patrick, kill the lights! Spiders are scary, uhh, I’m scary. (Patrick runs inside SpongeBob’s closet. (doorbell rings), Patrick: Come on, SpongeBob. Those are my street clothes! What are you doing here?! Arthur and Pal are lying in bed. 018a - Texas. Squidward: Oh, for what? (SpongeBob jumps out of the Krusty Krab screaming and beings to walk home. SpongeBob: (Gary is on his exercise wheel) Exercise time is over, Gary. Nature Pants: Opposite Day: 10 Culture Shock: F.U.N. Squidward: I already told you, that award is a bunch of... [gets sprayed with meat again] ...baloney! Everyone is screaming as Patrick is talking through a megaphone to scare everyone), Patrick: I am the Flying Dutchman! Summary: Even bit down hard on his lip to hold back a laugh. Pooh's Adventures of SpongeBob SquarePants: Scaredy Pants is Yru17's 1st Winnie the Pooh/SpongeBob SquarePants crossover film. Boys, wait! Later the two are trying to drag along some big items. Enjoy! [Squidward presses too hard on the table while he is cleaning and breaks it in half] Kid #2: Wasn’t that the Haunted Mattress? Truce? (SpongeBob screams. [SpongeBob marches away and then we see SpongeBob looking through his windows through binoculars while Squidward gets ready for bed] And criminals are used to … SpongeBob! Whales are outside] Plankton: [scared] Ahhhh! SpongeBob: I don’t know Patrick. After he finishes as quickly as possible, he begins to run away, but Mr. Krabs stops him and asks him if he wants to hear his "annual scary story," and he then does. (sits on a log. (laughs. He tells the story of the Flying Dutchman, a ghost who s… Booga, booga, booga, booga! [SpongeBob and Squidward come through the picture frame that Mr. Krabs is in and ask him who is the winner, while Mr. Krabs is still complaining about the Krabby Patties] Patrick: Great! Spike: Yep. We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. scaredy pants 1958 GIFs. The episode begins with SpongeBob working at the Krusty Krab during Halloween night. (Spongebob is … 13 Stories Haunted House. SpongeBob: Do you know what today is? He is about to grab it when he hears the door handle jiggle so he hides in the pillow on the bed. SpongeBob: Squidward, you've got it all wrong. Ok, tell me. Rawr! What is it, SpongeBob? Patrick: Are you sure you want to do this? Scaredy Pants - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. [throws it and Gary goes after it but at a slow pace. Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. SpongeBob: Oooh...I’m the Flying Dutchman! The Land Before Time; The Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water; The Land Before Time Transcripts Because scaredy pants powder comes from Lubbock, as everyone knows. Squidward: [thinking] Look at that buck-toothed, corn-fed smile. With Patrick’s help, SpongeBob devises what is sure to be the scariest costume ever. Mr. Krabs: Like I was saying, The Flying Dutchman swoops down and starts stealing people’s souls. Nighty Night. SpongeBob: Well, me neither! Scooter walks in laughing again] Scooter: Once again, dude, [he slaps SpongeBob on the back] you have split my sides! Give me your souls! SpongeBob: Nooo! [Millie walks up to SpongeBob, shining red] (laughs while walking out), Squidward: (walks up behind SpongeBob) Steal your soul. Well, almost everyone. SpongeBob: I won't let Squidward win! But to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom, a wonderful, stinky mud puddle. Squidward: All right, I'll bite. SpongeBob, who has a reputation for being easily scared, is then nickna… The theme song is popular worldwide. … Squidward: And this is a symbol of what I think of the 'Employee of the Month' award! (opens the door then turns around) Is it a true story? Squidward: I'm watching you, SpongeBob. And Lubbock is entirely peopled with criminals. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. [begins to sob] How could I have let the quality of my work slip so much?! Hey, Squidward? Squidward: I don't need to sleep! SpongeBob; Patrick; Squidward; Gary; Dialogue. [the amount of Krabby Patties fills up the kitchen and the Krusty Krab itself, causing the whole restaurant to explode, sending thousands of patties raining down in front of the citizens] [SpongeBob screams, feeling scared] (later, SpongeBob walks out of his closet with a big, white sheet on). Chronology (door creeks open some more as SpongeBob goes back to washing some dishes. Cut to a Frisbee. SpongeBob: [Gary is on his exercise wheel] Exercise time is over, Gary. Mr. Krabs: No! (SpongeBob comes out) No more Scaredypants! Episode №: SpongeBob: Excuse me, did his ship look like a Krabby Patty? There is one very important problem. So get your ear plugs ready. Previous Hey, Squidward? Have I made myself clear, private? But that’s not the reason I’m taking your souls. Patrick: Oooh...I don’t know who I am! Why, you little…! SpongeBob is dragging an anchor and Squidward is dragging a flaming boat] SpongeBob? Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Pants: What do you mean, "we"? With many thanks to Spongebuddy Mania for writing all the translscripts! Patrick: Oooh, I’m the Flying Dutchman’s best friend! 12 The Krusty Krab secret formula revealed (notices his pumpkin and screams while running into his closet), SpongeBob: Gary, it’s Patrick! SpongeBob: Because a hungry pod of whales just showed up for its early feeding. SpongeBob: Maybe so, but I did win 'Employee of the Month' 26 months in a row. Mr. Krabs: It’s the real Flying Dutchman! Your costume really packs a punch. Turns around and 3 pieces of paper spelling out "boo" turn on the ordering turntable. “Scary? 1 Introduction 2 # 3 # 4 # A thunderstorm at night. SpongeBob speeds up the cleaning of the dishes until he finishes), SpongeBob: Ok, Mr. Krabs, the dishes are done, I’m leaving! At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is cleaning the dishes at the end of the workday, as he becomes frightened by the creepy door closing and a message reading "BOO" on the order slips. SpongeBob Picture: Stow that kind of talk, sailor! [looks over and sees the month of "January" with no picture] (pointing at SpongeBob, who is hanging upside down) No, this is the straw that broke the camel’s back. SpongeBob: What’s the difference between that ghost and me? [Otis] It's a sunny day And I'm getting the mail Gotta spring in my step And a swish in my tail Otis: Good morning, crows! I scared everybody! All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary! Squidward: No, how about you? Squidward: Annoy Squidward Day? 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